Haiku Laid Man - Oh Yeah!!

I always hate this
My butt itches very deeply
Bring me a long stick

At a funeral
I take a break from mourning
For shadow puppets

That’s a banana
The old lady won’t suspect
Hidden in the bread

“Wicked pisser, dude”
Said the drunk Canadian
Fucking Canada

It’s for potatoes
Yes, but the gravy is good
Straight from the funnel

Go get the car
We need to leave right away
That wasn’t a fart