A doll baby covered in crushed pork rinds
Half a can of Campbell’s condensed cream of mushroom soup and a dog whistle
A bamboo back scratcher and a back issue of Car & Driver
A Polaroid of your Grandmother and a Matchbox car
A milk jug full of urine you found on the side of the road
A piece of celery stuffed with goat cheese
Finger cymbals and two saltines
Anything described as “Fudgy”
One ear of Indian corn and a balsa wood airplane
Your eight-grade report card and 2 empty butane lighters
A Culture Club cassette and an old pair of “Jams”
Half a can of Campbell’s condensed cream of mushroom soup and a dog whistle
A bamboo back scratcher and a back issue of Car & Driver
A Polaroid of your Grandmother and a Matchbox car
A milk jug full of urine you found on the side of the road
A piece of celery stuffed with goat cheese
Finger cymbals and two saltines
Anything described as “Fudgy”
One ear of Indian corn and a balsa wood airplane
Your eight-grade report card and 2 empty butane lighters
A Culture Club cassette and an old pair of “Jams”
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