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Just one quick question to pose regarding the Veep debate:

When did "Middle-class" begin to equal "stupid fucktard"?

I don't think Palin was talking straight to me when she uses phrases like "say it ain't so Joe". If that is what it takes to become GOP VP candidate, you can't tell me that a better choice wouldn't be some WWE star and a Nascar driver. They could knock back some American beers before the debate (wait...is there such a thing as American beer anymore?) and play some bag tag between campaign stops.

Hey, middle class, the GOP thinks you are comprised of morons and dipshits! Oh well, I guess it's just nice to know where you stand.
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